||[Jan. 31st, 2005|01:09 pm]
Forgot to mention. I renewed my CPR certification last weekend. |
CPR class is always exciting when you have a kink-friendly instructor teaching the class.
Comments made in the class:
Instructor: What is the first thing you do when you notice some one is choking?
Student: Ask them if they are OK?
Instructor: Remove your cock from their mouth first, then ask if they are ok
Instructor while demonstrating the defibulator: I just realized that this would be a good mind-fuck for someone. Tie the boy up, blindfold him. Put the pads on them.. and let them think I am using the actual defibulator and not the demo model.
Having a fun instructor definitely makes the time go by quickly