Mike (txlthrson) wrote,


Forgot to mention. I renewed my CPR certification last weekend.
CPR class is always exciting when you have a kink-friendly instructor teaching the class.

Comments made in the class:
Instructor: What is the first thing you do when you notice some one is choking?
Student: Ask them if they are OK?
Instructor: Remove your cock from their mouth first, then ask if they are ok

Instructor while demonstrating the defibulator: I just realized that this would be a good mind-fuck for someone. Tie the boy up, blindfold him. Put the pads on them.. and let them think I am using the actual defibulator and not the demo model.

Having a fun instructor definitely makes the time go by quickly
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